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FC Mierda
Your favorite below average football team from Rotterdam.
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Our Sponsors & Partners
A huge shout-out to the sponsors who power FC Mierda on the pitch and in the third half.
Official BarbershopOfficial Partner
Momo Barbershop
FC Mierda's favorite barbershop
Keeping the squad fresh, styled, and razor-sharp on and off the pitch. Momo is far more than a barbershop—it's a premium haircut experience where you can enjoy a coffee, catch up on good conversation, and treat yourself to the house specialty: a legendary Calippo ice cream.
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Second Love
Discreet & exciting adventures
Sure, football will always be your first love—but the ball doesn't cuddle back! Second Love gives you the chance to find love right next to football. Completely discreet, exciting, and with zero VAR checking your moves.
Who we are
A few lads in Rotterdam met, looked at each other, and thought... “Why not play football… poorly, but with style?” And just like that, FC Mierda was born in 2017.
We play 7-a-side on a half pitch because a full field for us is just asking for trouble. On the pitch, we’re smart and efficient; off the pitch, we’re absolute legends in the third half.
On this app you can follow us for fixtures, results, and recaps. Witness FC Mierda proving that legends never really fade.
The Trophy Cabinet
Others catch the fever, but FC Mierda catches trophies.
🏆 Powerleague 2025 Summer Champions
🏆 Powerleague 2024 Summer Champions
🏆 Powerleague 2023 Winter Champions
🏆 Footy 2022 Summer Champions
🏆 Footy 2022 Spring Champions
...and many more!
Don't Miss Any Match
Want to relive every goal, epic save, and legendary moment from FC Mierda? On our Results page you can watch all the highlights, match recaps, and unforgettable plays.
Be a true fan and never miss a single moment of FC Mierda magic!