Upcoming Fixture
Kickoff times, venue details, and live squad attendance for FC Mierda's next match.

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βEen klassieker tegen ABC-Positief.β
Kickoff times, venue details, and live squad attendance for FC Mierda's next match.

βEen klassieker tegen ABC-Positief.β
A huge shout-out to the sponsors who power FC Mierda on the pitch and in the third half.

FC Mierda's favorite barbershop
Keeping the squad fresh, styled, and razor-sharp on and off the pitch. Momo is far more than a barbershopβit's a premium haircut experience where you can enjoy a coffee, catch up on good conversation, and treat yourself to the house specialty: a legendary Calippo ice cream.

Discreet & exciting adventures
Sure, football will always be your first loveβbut the ball doesn't cuddle back! Second Love gives you the chance to find love right next to football. Completely discreet, exciting, and with zero VAR checking your moves.